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plightofthevalkyries:

Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go

hot damn

I wrote that

that line is so good

if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good

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missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

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rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

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hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

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"—I LOVE YOU, DEAN"
"…Wait, dude, what??"
"You told me to elaborate, but you did not specify about what I should elaborate on, so"
"Wait—"
"I LOVE YOU, DEAN"
"CAS, STOP. SCREAMING."

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scarredfallenangel:

cassywinchestertheangel:

mytra-fallen-angel:

aba-douche:

mishasminions:

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE FATHERS WHO MADE THIS SHOW POSSIBLE.

I WOULD LIKE TO BRING BACK TO LIFE AND BRUTALLY MURDER THE FATHERS WHO MADE THIS SHOW POSSIBLE

Didn’t Bobby kill his dad?

yeah

I love how calm that answer was. Yeah, I got the ice cream. Yeah, I like pie. Yeah, Bobby killed his Dad.

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

Is your dad a Terminator

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Sebastian’s reaction when the moderator kept calling Bucky a villain [x]

Sebastian’s reaction when the moderator kept calling Bucky a villain [x]

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via xstayfocused)

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pandoyareblogs:

ellelalee:

writing is hard

I feel this in my soul

Me, write now.